50shadesofyodaddysdick:

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

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The ‘cancels plans so they can sleep’ squad

astropairings:

Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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prasejeebus:

What is it with boys and being fucking stupid

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funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

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wasiafooltothink:

“How much money does college cost in America?”

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